Carlos looking like a twat as usual

The Rogster get's the Tequila's in

Malcy with a rather fetching Sonny George Beard

Our Newest Bandido...Mr Monkey Maitland

The Neilster...He's not Fat...just big boned!!!!

At Break for the Border in Londons West End

Carlos cheatin' at Cards

At The Border

Guess we'll have to find a new singer

At the Stables in Elstree

Barney 'Klunk' Shovler- Replaced Ricky Cooper on Rhythm. Replaced by Paul

Original Bandido Ricky Cooper-left just after "Fist full of..." cd

Playing At the 100 Club in London for Darren "Desperado" Russell's Wedding.

Kicking back after our gig at the Rockabilly Boogie Weekend in North Wales
(Please note: Carlos and Paul are drinking Girls drinks)

Malcy Drunk and  Carlos wearing lipstick (please note: They are both drinking girls drinks)

The beautiful location for our gig in Bristol, next stop the Hollywood Bowl. (Please note: Mouldy Carpet to the Right)

Promoter Ronnie Kristiansen & Carlos

Paul & John Perfecting their pulling techniques!!!

Ouch!!!!! Unpleasant Steel String Double Bass Injury.... remember always use tape

Six Tequilla Slammers later!!!!

"Are all the songs in A minor????"

Viking Ship Near Oslo, Norway

The Worlds Friendliest & Prettiest Barmaids

The Rogster just before he distroyed the drum kit!!!!

Shamed Malcolm tries to hide his face after forgetting his Mac Murray Jacket

Good Ole Phill Trigwell and the boys

Timo & Pete

Neil just realised that Carlos had pissed in his Beer

Carlos and Monkey playing footsie under the table

Neil practising one of his silly faces.

In Barnet, North London

In Finland in 2002 ( i think)

In Waldorf Weekender, Germany in 2001

Barney & Neilie in Vegas 2003

Carlos in Vegas 2003

Neilie Neilster at The Gold Coast 2003

Carlos reinacts the Crucifiction vegas 2003

Patty Gets Sassy with Malcy Vegas 2003

Vegas 2001 (i'm guessing) downstairs doing a gig for Reb

Carlos,Barney,Roger & Mick at sweet georgia Browns studio recording 'The Usual Bandidos'2003

There was some dodgy backing vocals on that album...and here's the moment captured on film sgb2003

Brian The Nevster and Malcy at SGB's for The Usual Bandidos 2003

Malcy stocking up on Diddley diddleys SG BROWNS 2003

Mick Wigfall "GEEEEEEZER" (makes a mean Curry Too.)

Rogster & Klunk in SGB 2003

Malcy At The Ace

at the ace

ace cafe

Carlos at the Ace

Neilster at the Ace

The Rogster

Bandidos in Waldorf, Germany 2003

Waldorf Weekender 2003

Roger & Malcolm outside hotel (!?!) in East Germany, waiting in vain for the lift to the airport.

(L-R) Artur (lead guitar for the Jumping Wheels), Malcolm & Pete Hakkonen (Goofin' Records) at a Medieval Restaurant, Tallin, Estonia (Nov 04)

Carlos Textin' Lovley Lisa on New Years Eve Switzerland 2002

Malcy and Neil drunk in Austria

Rog & Malcy with a Guitar Wizard Poster in Austria

Boz does the Mexican Pant Dance in Ireland

On the Top of one big Arsed mountain in Austria

Roger and Barney in Ireland

Barney giving it his all at Sweet Georgia Browns 2003

Carlos after falling in a canal in Belgium on the way to Holland..dumb arse

A close up of Swampboy.Boy oh boy did he stink!!!!!

We all want shit hair like Paul.C.Maitland!!!!

Just hangin' out playing some show tunes

Packin' Heat

Getting Drunk in Germany

Carlos wonders how he ended up in a band with so many idiots

Micky Wigfall takes a Douglas

Guille ...A fine fella from Spain .Looked after us good and proper

Rough Hands Bill in his fetish wear!!!!!

Bandido Boz in Reading

Nick Gilroy The mean and moody Bass Dep'

Norbert from Austria: Promoter, Rockabulls front man and all round top Amigo!!!

Buckin' Richie in his best dress

In the middle of Nowheresville

Embassy Studios

The Bandido Mobile meets the Bloater Mobile

Doing nothing as usual

an exciting wall of cable's

Neilster - Clueless, as you'd expect from an ambidextrous Bass thumper. But he's got a Van though so he can't get the sack.

the control room

Neil's Swingmaster Bass

Weird Pevey amp

view of the control room from the live area

the last note of "The Good, The Bad...." was played on that very piano!!!

Shit embassy 78's (Sorry Darrel)

Malcy's Duo Jet

Carlos warbling

The Pint Sized mumbler

Malcy's set up in the main room. He had a superstar hissy fit and demanded he got the radiator to keep his Gretsch warm

Roger's kit in the main room

Paul sectioned off in the back room. Notice Flat Carlos in the right hand corner.

Carlos doing nothing as usual.

The Lovely Mr Bloater trying to make us sound good.

The Haze of Cigarette smoke on the way to the main room.

Lisa's just made the Tea and Malcy's reading "Now Drink Piss" magazine

Malcy pretending he knows what he's doing

Bloaters Disapointing dinner. Don't buy Asda Chicken & Bacon Pasta Bake (go to Waitrose like Neil's Mum does)

The Rogster on the Plane to Finland

That's what happens when Carlos is bored and you let your guard down. Poor old John Walked around for hours with an HMV sticker on his bald patch. Poor bastard, everybody was laughing at him on the plane and he dudn't have a clue

our hotel in Tampere named after Malcy's girlfriend? probably not.

at a pub in Tampere

moved on to a great Blues Bar in Tampre

Waiting for a lovely Kebab supper.

The Finish Bandido Bus

The Bandido Mobile

Stupidity on the way to Savonlinna. I blame Long Drink (it's a Gin Cocktail in a Can!!!)

More Van Tomfoolery

1950's Finish Diner

Ho Chi Min (Chef) our Driver. Strange Finish Girl, who liked a beer or two & Iikku

Iikku's Mum & Dads shop

The Rocks in Savonlinna. The First Night of our two Finish Gigs

Sound Check at the Rocks

Iikku buys us Dinner....Bless Him

Tom Bell & the Belltones

Iikku Bass Player and Promotor

John Cheeseman who stood in on Rhythm Guitar because Monkey was getting married and could make it. Thanks John

Thanks to Marko Hamalainen for these first few pictures.

John Cheeseman standing in for Monkey

Wow what a lucky Girl. Getting a kiss from the Two Hunkiest Bandidos.

Chatja gets a Bandido Manwich

Malcy with Paul Patterson from High Voltage

With our German Buddies - Maggie & Sylvie

Carlos in Rome

Malcy sneeks up on a centurion

Poor old Centurion...Carlos has a go.

Ahhh no hard feelings. Carlos,Malcy & the Centurion make friends

It's Them Germans again.... Maggie & Sylvie

Malcy & Victoria

The Lovely Victoria at the Micca Club

Rog & Carsten

The Swish & Swanky Connie Douglas Club

Hanging around outside the Connie Douglas

I'm Smoking a fag

Carlos and our promotor.

The Next Day - Hair of the Dog for Roger

Sensible Neil has a cup of Coffee

Waiting at the station somewhere in Belgium on our way to the Sjock Festival

Looks like we got ourselves a Bloater. Unexpected surprise as Bloat was playing with Mike Sanchez

The Fantastic Southern Culture On The Skids

Mary Huff from the SCOTS

Rick Miller from the SCOTS

Malcy & Neil with the lovely Miss Mary Huff from Southern Culture

Malcy with Southern Culture on the Skids

Outside our Hotel